Friday, November 30, 2012

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Blazer: H&M// Button Up: Converse (Target)// Cardigan: Aerie// Pants: H&M// Boots: Gianni Bini (eBay)

No, I don't have lice, I just have no idea what to do with my hands, ever; I mean I'm already setting up a self timer on my camera (aka iPhone) and trying to get a shot without a tree growing out of my head (mission 2: failed). On top of everything I just like to sleep and most the time these photos are taken in a haste, so that's why there's a tree growing out of my head and i'm pretending I have lice. 

In other news, I witnessed the sweetest thing ever this morning. A little man-toddler and his mom were walking into my building and the little man ran in front of his mom and I, said, "I'm the man!" and held the door open. I coo'ed and awe'd and almost cried. I should get back on birth control immediately. NO ONE COME NEAR ME. I don't even like the idea of having kids that much, but when they do little real people things like open doors and wear little ties I just can't help but stop everything, curl up in a ball, and cry. If a little, real-person boy could change my car oil and rotate my tires, I'd probably be insane. Once (about 3 years ago) I was at Target and heard two babies giggling simultaneously and my ovaries went cray-zy. They were jumping around, knockin' shit over... yes, my ovaries.

Speaking of which, I had my annual yesterday and if I can't talk about it on my blog then I don't know why I have a blog. I will talk about my vagina here! I WILL. Firstly, my employer hasn't switched over yet, so I'm STILL paying for birth control (RUDE AS HELL), but my visit was free, so that's cool, I guess (still pissed about the BC though). I like my lady-part maintenance being a given, for real. My gyno also made a few "small" jokes whilst poking around; I love my doctor and the fact that if I laugh and the metal junk falls out my personal junk, it's her fault.

And it's Friday! See you all in December (OV VEY!).

Best-
Amber

8 comments:

  1. Super cute and chic at the same time! LOVE it! xx The Golden Girls

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  2. I have exactly the same problem with what to do with my hands while taking photos. There are so many photos of me on my laptop looking like an idiot either pointing in random directions or holding my arms out like I'm trying to fly or scratching my head. Somehow just putting my hands in my pockets never works for me :L

    Hebe x

    http://thesehappyplaces.blogspot.com

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    1. EXACTLY. I wish I didn't have arms sometimes. Like I try to remember what I did with my arms/hands when I was getting family shots by the beach? I guess if I had someone to act as a hand rest things would be different! Someone needs to take away my hands.

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  3. I am ROLLING, rolling I tell you, at this post. Hilarious. Trees growing out of your head? it's cool, happens all the time ;) And my ovaries frequently like to make their presence known at awkward times, like when a girl at my office brought her baby up and I suddenly had the urge to grab that thing and run, run like the wind. I just admitted I want to be a baby snatcher, ya that's right.

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    1. Go ahead with the baby snatching. I support it!

      Tree heads are okay, I think I just gravitate towards the tree, I TRY so hard to not be dead center with the tree but I think the tree likes it.

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  4. Love the outfit!

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  5. What a lovely outfit.
    http://shannonhearts.blogspot.com

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